die-libelle:

i swear if teen girls start walking around with unlit cigarettes in their mouths after ‘the fault in our stars’ movie shit will go down

batreaux:

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

I’m at my cabin again so I won’t be on tumblr for the next two days.

nekoshojo:

Misha Collins: I think he would have the whole tramp stamp thing going on. Start wearing his trousers a little lower so you could see his G string.
(Asylum 10)

This needed to be done.

graceebooks:

we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait

grymshaw:

i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok

illogical-tribble:

iflops:

Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:

Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing

Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing

McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—

Spock: *insert sass here*

McCoy: *insert more sass here*

Kirk: *goes and does the thing*

Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*

Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*

Sulu: *sass engaged at warp speed*

Scotty: THE SHIP CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE SASS CAPTAIN.

mayorbelle:

doctor who meme
ten episodes [3/10]
     ↳ Parting of the Ways
“I want you safe. My Doctor. Protected from the false god.”

It’s a memory

dirtypeeps:

I have no patience for people today

I have no patience for people every day of my life

stepacrosstheline:

and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.